Getting all my poop in neat little piles for the show wednesday. I must say doing a show on my birthday is a nice distraction from my birthday. Birthdays are a time for reflection. To look back at where we have come from and look ahead to the direction in which we are going.
When I was born Jimmy Carter was president. As a nation we were still locked in a 'conflict' with Vietnam. AIDS hadn't been discovered. Disco was still very much alive. As was Elvis. Our car got 15 MPH and was large enough to stand in for a naval destroyer. There were no such things as video games or cell phones or at home computers. We had a party telephone line in our block of Houston that was within walking distance of The University of Houston. George Jones was still on the sauce and married to Tammy. Star Wars opened. Carter returned the Panama Canal to the Panamanians. Just a little food for thought.
Let's get ta da shoe
Jerking the curtain is BrotherBoy's inspiration. A powerful entertainer and a drag anthem for almost four decades.
Love Catherine Tate! Love Love Love love LOVE!
Just because I adore her
And as a high note this is a bit of a preview for the next Happiness
I will see the cool people at Changes on wednesday.
Kisses
Dan
Monday, June 28, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Zero Obscure Pop Culture Refrences
You do know that title is a lie, right? Obscurity is a matter of exposure. I guarantee there will be at least one vid you have not seen. Otherwise why would you come?
Let's get to the shoe....
Recently forgot Poetry Month/Week...can you tell I care? This would be my favorite poem. Over 25 years since I first heard it. Still #1
Just because Rufus is awesome and let's be honest have you ever met an awesomely gay Rufus? That's what I thought!
Continuing with the gay pride month stuff...kinda. If you saw The Boondocks last night this was the schizz-nit. If not, go ahead and watch the video again.
And the high note (Cloris Leachman style)
Kisses
Dan
Let's get to the shoe....
Recently forgot Poetry Month/Week...can you tell I care? This would be my favorite poem. Over 25 years since I first heard it. Still #1
Just because Rufus is awesome and let's be honest have you ever met an awesomely gay Rufus? That's what I thought!
Continuing with the gay pride month stuff...kinda. If you saw The Boondocks last night this was the schizz-nit. If not, go ahead and watch the video again.
And the high note (Cloris Leachman style)
Kisses
Dan
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
An Actual Rant
Why has there been no rant for a while?
A) Quit-chya-bitchin'!
B) Mama has been busy.
Let's start with the issue that was first. We may be moving to Bedford. My parents have applied with the HEB school district. I am between schools at the moment. If this all plays out as it looks like it might; I will be going to UT-Arlington in the fall. Unless a financial miracle happens. Not sure as of yet where we will be living or where I will be working. This is all tentative. What I worry about is the people I love. Jesse lives in Fort Worth. Scott lives in Lake Worth. Suz lives in Aubrey/Little Elm. A move to the midst of the midcities area puts me back in a more comfortable place but takes me farther from the people I love. Again, this is all tentative........TENTATIVE!
I promise you it gets a little more petty but the girls will understand. I am working on putting my numbers together for the big AOC show on my birthday. I have really been wanting a pair of hot pink patent finish pumps. Got my bonus and bought said shoes from Amazon. Now I have bought shoes from a shoe company called Pleasure before. They make great sturdy drag intended pumps called Seduce. Normally(Norman Lear [ha ha]) I wear a 10 in mens, 10 1/2 is a tad more roomy and comfy. So an 11-12 in womens. I bought a pair of blue pumps in an 11. They were a tad tight. So tight they cut off my circulation and I couldn't feel my toes for almost a week. So when I wanted my pink pumps I ordered a 12. They arrive and are gorgeous. Maybe there will be pictures on The Happiness. They are tighter than the 11's. Mad, angry, and pissed the fuck off. Can't return them because I bought them on-line. If I could buy pumps in my size at a store it would avoid this entire situation.
In a similar yet totally unrelated note, I killed my CDR/W drive. I mean it. The biggest issue is the software probably needs to be reinstalled. The software was lost long ago because you never trust my parents with technical equipment. I got a DVD/CD RW drive for my birthday. So excited. Here's the problem.
This is a view of the back of the new drive
These are the cables in my computer
I see a trip to Fry's in my future. Effing eff!
Anyhow........ After my last post people still asked me who Jim Cornette is. More to the point why I find him so bloody entertaining. Here's why.
Until Friday when The Happiness will return.
Kisses
Dan
A) Quit-chya-bitchin'!
B) Mama has been busy.
Let's start with the issue that was first. We may be moving to Bedford. My parents have applied with the HEB school district. I am between schools at the moment. If this all plays out as it looks like it might; I will be going to UT-Arlington in the fall. Unless a financial miracle happens. Not sure as of yet where we will be living or where I will be working. This is all tentative. What I worry about is the people I love. Jesse lives in Fort Worth. Scott lives in Lake Worth. Suz lives in Aubrey/Little Elm. A move to the midst of the midcities area puts me back in a more comfortable place but takes me farther from the people I love. Again, this is all tentative........TENTATIVE!
I promise you it gets a little more petty but the girls will understand. I am working on putting my numbers together for the big AOC show on my birthday. I have really been wanting a pair of hot pink patent finish pumps. Got my bonus and bought said shoes from Amazon. Now I have bought shoes from a shoe company called Pleasure before. They make great sturdy drag intended pumps called Seduce. Normally(Norman Lear [ha ha]) I wear a 10 in mens, 10 1/2 is a tad more roomy and comfy. So an 11-12 in womens. I bought a pair of blue pumps in an 11. They were a tad tight. So tight they cut off my circulation and I couldn't feel my toes for almost a week. So when I wanted my pink pumps I ordered a 12. They arrive and are gorgeous. Maybe there will be pictures on The Happiness. They are tighter than the 11's. Mad, angry, and pissed the fuck off. Can't return them because I bought them on-line. If I could buy pumps in my size at a store it would avoid this entire situation.
In a similar yet totally unrelated note, I killed my CDR/W drive. I mean it. The biggest issue is the software probably needs to be reinstalled. The software was lost long ago because you never trust my parents with technical equipment. I got a DVD/CD RW drive for my birthday. So excited. Here's the problem.
This is a view of the back of the new drive
These are the cables in my computer
I see a trip to Fry's in my future. Effing eff!
Anyhow........ After my last post people still asked me who Jim Cornette is. More to the point why I find him so bloody entertaining. Here's why.
Until Friday when The Happiness will return.
Kisses
Dan
Friday, June 4, 2010
All Apologies
Swear I would have had this posted earlier but I got distracted by James E Cornette. By all means you can look him up on the youtube. I won't stop you. But you will be surprised. Jim Cornette is a former pro wrestling manager who has a beef with EVERYBODY. Funny guy. It helps to know what he is talking about in order to find him amusing though.
June is Gay Pride Month. You guessed it. It's theme time again. I am certain you can figure it out.
Lets get on with the shoe
Thought we should start off the gay pride posts with a little PSA.
First gay comic I ever saw
If you lived through the 90's. I am fairly certain most of you did. You heard this song. If two years ago when you heard Katy Perry's song of the same title and it didn't make you think how much better this song was. You can lick my coochie.
That is all
Kisses
Dan
June is Gay Pride Month. You guessed it. It's theme time again. I am certain you can figure it out.
Lets get on with the shoe
Thought we should start off the gay pride posts with a little PSA.
First gay comic I ever saw
If you lived through the 90's. I am fairly certain most of you did. You heard this song. If two years ago when you heard Katy Perry's song of the same title and it didn't make you think how much better this song was. You can lick my coochie.
That is all
Kisses
Dan
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