You do know that title is a lie, right? Obscurity is a matter of exposure. I guarantee there will be at least one vid you have not seen. Otherwise why would you come?
Let's get to the shoe....
Recently forgot Poetry Month/Week...can you tell I care? This would be my favorite poem. Over 25 years since I first heard it. Still #1
Just because Rufus is awesome and let's be honest have you ever met an awesomely gay Rufus? That's what I thought!
Continuing with the gay pride month stuff...kinda. If you saw The Boondocks last night this was the schizz-nit. If not, go ahead and watch the video again.
And the high note (Cloris Leachman style)
Kisses
Dan
Monday, June 21, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
An Actual Rant
Why has there been no rant for a while?
A) Quit-chya-bitchin'!
B) Mama has been busy.
Let's start with the issue that was first. We may be moving to Bedford. My parents have applied with the HEB school district. I am between schools at the moment. If this all plays out as it looks like it might; I will be going to UT-Arlington in the fall. Unless a financial miracle happens. Not sure as of yet where we will be living or where I will be working. This is all tentative. What I worry about is the people I love. Jesse lives in Fort Worth. Scott lives in Lake Worth. Suz lives in Aubrey/Little Elm. A move to the midst of the midcities area puts me back in a more comfortable place but takes me farther from the people I love. Again, this is all tentative........TENTATIVE!
I promise you it gets a little more petty but the girls will understand. I am working on putting my numbers together for the big AOC show on my birthday. I have really been wanting a pair of hot pink patent finish pumps. Got my bonus and bought said shoes from Amazon. Now I have bought shoes from a shoe company called Pleasure before. They make great sturdy drag intended pumps called Seduce. Normally(Norman Lear [ha ha]) I wear a 10 in mens, 10 1/2 is a tad more roomy and comfy. So an 11-12 in womens. I bought a pair of blue pumps in an 11. They were a tad tight. So tight they cut off my circulation and I couldn't feel my toes for almost a week. So when I wanted my pink pumps I ordered a 12. They arrive and are gorgeous. Maybe there will be pictures on The Happiness. They are tighter than the 11's. Mad, angry, and pissed the fuck off. Can't return them because I bought them on-line. If I could buy pumps in my size at a store it would avoid this entire situation.
In a similar yet totally unrelated note, I killed my CDR/W drive. I mean it. The biggest issue is the software probably needs to be reinstalled. The software was lost long ago because you never trust my parents with technical equipment. I got a DVD/CD RW drive for my birthday. So excited. Here's the problem.
This is a view of the back of the new drive
These are the cables in my computer
I see a trip to Fry's in my future. Effing eff!
Anyhow........ After my last post people still asked me who Jim Cornette is. More to the point why I find him so bloody entertaining. Here's why.
Until Friday when The Happiness will return.
Kisses
Dan
A) Quit-chya-bitchin'!
B) Mama has been busy.
Let's start with the issue that was first. We may be moving to Bedford. My parents have applied with the HEB school district. I am between schools at the moment. If this all plays out as it looks like it might; I will be going to UT-Arlington in the fall. Unless a financial miracle happens. Not sure as of yet where we will be living or where I will be working. This is all tentative. What I worry about is the people I love. Jesse lives in Fort Worth. Scott lives in Lake Worth. Suz lives in Aubrey/Little Elm. A move to the midst of the midcities area puts me back in a more comfortable place but takes me farther from the people I love. Again, this is all tentative........TENTATIVE!
I promise you it gets a little more petty but the girls will understand. I am working on putting my numbers together for the big AOC show on my birthday. I have really been wanting a pair of hot pink patent finish pumps. Got my bonus and bought said shoes from Amazon. Now I have bought shoes from a shoe company called Pleasure before. They make great sturdy drag intended pumps called Seduce. Normally(Norman Lear [ha ha]) I wear a 10 in mens, 10 1/2 is a tad more roomy and comfy. So an 11-12 in womens. I bought a pair of blue pumps in an 11. They were a tad tight. So tight they cut off my circulation and I couldn't feel my toes for almost a week. So when I wanted my pink pumps I ordered a 12. They arrive and are gorgeous. Maybe there will be pictures on The Happiness. They are tighter than the 11's. Mad, angry, and pissed the fuck off. Can't return them because I bought them on-line. If I could buy pumps in my size at a store it would avoid this entire situation.
In a similar yet totally unrelated note, I killed my CDR/W drive. I mean it. The biggest issue is the software probably needs to be reinstalled. The software was lost long ago because you never trust my parents with technical equipment. I got a DVD/CD RW drive for my birthday. So excited. Here's the problem.
This is a view of the back of the new drive
These are the cables in my computer
I see a trip to Fry's in my future. Effing eff!
Anyhow........ After my last post people still asked me who Jim Cornette is. More to the point why I find him so bloody entertaining. Here's why.
Until Friday when The Happiness will return.
Kisses
Dan
Friday, June 4, 2010
All Apologies
Swear I would have had this posted earlier but I got distracted by James E Cornette. By all means you can look him up on the youtube. I won't stop you. But you will be surprised. Jim Cornette is a former pro wrestling manager who has a beef with EVERYBODY. Funny guy. It helps to know what he is talking about in order to find him amusing though.
June is Gay Pride Month. You guessed it. It's theme time again. I am certain you can figure it out.
Lets get on with the shoe
Thought we should start off the gay pride posts with a little PSA.
First gay comic I ever saw
If you lived through the 90's. I am fairly certain most of you did. You heard this song. If two years ago when you heard Katy Perry's song of the same title and it didn't make you think how much better this song was. You can lick my coochie.
That is all
Kisses
Dan
June is Gay Pride Month. You guessed it. It's theme time again. I am certain you can figure it out.
Lets get on with the shoe
Thought we should start off the gay pride posts with a little PSA.
First gay comic I ever saw
If you lived through the 90's. I am fairly certain most of you did. You heard this song. If two years ago when you heard Katy Perry's song of the same title and it didn't make you think how much better this song was. You can lick my coochie.
That is all
Kisses
Dan
Friday, May 28, 2010
Chant AA Prayer...Repeat As Needed
Since school ended I am having trouble finding the serenity. Lot's of unpleasantness. Most of it work related. I refuse to upset or depress you. So let's just get to the shoe.
And this weeks high note....
Kisses
Dan
And this weeks high note....
Kisses
Dan
Friday, May 21, 2010
Finding The Sunny Side
The show last friday was extravaganza eleganza and super fun to boot.
My birthday is roughly five weeks away. I know what I want for my birthday. I agreed to do a Wall of Food Show on my birthday. That's what you can get me. Come to the show and give some money twords AIDS Outreach Centers food pantry. Seeing your smiling face is all I need for my birthday.
A present is required from all who don't come to the show.
Let's get to the videos.......and on with the shoe
This weeks high note is a remnant from the scary-okee days.
Kisses
Dan
My birthday is roughly five weeks away. I know what I want for my birthday. I agreed to do a Wall of Food Show on my birthday. That's what you can get me. Come to the show and give some money twords AIDS Outreach Centers food pantry. Seeing your smiling face is all I need for my birthday.
A present is required from all who don't come to the show.
Let's get to the videos.......and on with the shoe
This weeks high note is a remnant from the scary-okee days.
Kisses
Dan
Friday, May 14, 2010
Who Knew
Went out last night to donate to Gay Pride Week and see some folks. Mostly I was there to promote our show. Jesse has his own business to take care and Scott had to work.
I will get to the videos. First let me give you a peek behind the curtain.
What it takes to put on a drag show. More specifically a drag performance.
1) It starts with getting a booking. If you are a wanna-be female impersonator there are numerous shows that take inexperienced talent.
2) Once you have a booking you need basic equipment. Just from first look there are obvious differences between a male and female body. Titties and hips, to be specific. God bless poly-styrene foam. Make-up, lashes, and spray glitter. Cans upon cans of spray glitter. My bedroom looks like Mariah Carey vomited in here.
3) Then you have to put together numbers. Inspiration is a funny thing. Sometimes a number is centered around an outfit. At other times it is a song. Regardless the number has to be complete. The dress, shoes, hair, and accessories MUST match the song. Otherwise you have a mess on your hands and nobody will give you any money.
This takes a lot of work. Which is why I only do shows once a month or so. Someday I may be kind enough to let some wanna be documentarian in on the whole process form beginning to end. Until then.......
Let's get on with the shoe
I hate to make Aretha jerk the curtain but it's my show.
A little GLC for your MUG
When I heard this version of this particular song, I smiled. It's not their cover of Gin and Juice but it is still awesome.
Always leave them wanting more. Somebody asked me where I keep coming up with these. My answer....you really don't want to know.
Still have to pack the car and shave. Maybe I'll find time for a nap after lunch.
Kisses
Dan
I will get to the videos. First let me give you a peek behind the curtain.
What it takes to put on a drag show. More specifically a drag performance.
1) It starts with getting a booking. If you are a wanna-be female impersonator there are numerous shows that take inexperienced talent.
2) Once you have a booking you need basic equipment. Just from first look there are obvious differences between a male and female body. Titties and hips, to be specific. God bless poly-styrene foam. Make-up, lashes, and spray glitter. Cans upon cans of spray glitter. My bedroom looks like Mariah Carey vomited in here.
3) Then you have to put together numbers. Inspiration is a funny thing. Sometimes a number is centered around an outfit. At other times it is a song. Regardless the number has to be complete. The dress, shoes, hair, and accessories MUST match the song. Otherwise you have a mess on your hands and nobody will give you any money.
This takes a lot of work. Which is why I only do shows once a month or so. Someday I may be kind enough to let some wanna be documentarian in on the whole process form beginning to end. Until then.......
Let's get on with the shoe
I hate to make Aretha jerk the curtain but it's my show.
A little GLC for your MUG
When I heard this version of this particular song, I smiled. It's not their cover of Gin and Juice but it is still awesome.
Always leave them wanting more. Somebody asked me where I keep coming up with these. My answer....you really don't want to know.
Still have to pack the car and shave. Maybe I'll find time for a nap after lunch.
Kisses
Dan
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Happy Mothers Day
Around here we try and recognize major holidays. I am not sure if Mothers Day counts. Hear me out!! I think the writers of The Middle got it right. Fathers Day is great because a Mom is in charge. Mothers Day is hell because NOBODY is in charge. Another thing, I wish mothers would stop with the whole I don't want anything. BULLSH!T!! You want. We all want! Just tell us. Dad is easy to buy gifts for. Don't make this harder than it is. Just a little FYI to any fathers who may be reading this. The greatest gift you can give on Mothers Day is silence. Grab the kids and go somewhere. Just give the poor woman a day without educational television, hide and go seek, and the ever popular Whats That Smell.
Let's get to some videos. Going to try and run the gambit and hit everybody.
Something more traditional. Couldn't find the Kathy Lee Gifford version.
A little something more hardcore
Something more dirt road country for ya. This is classic footage. Your welcome
We can't have a Happiness without a comedy video.
Love and Kisses to all the Mothers
Dan
Let's get to some videos. Going to try and run the gambit and hit everybody.
Something more traditional. Couldn't find the Kathy Lee Gifford version.
A little something more hardcore
Something more dirt road country for ya. This is classic footage. Your welcome
We can't have a Happiness without a comedy video.
Love and Kisses to all the Mothers
Dan
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